Category: Poetry

Poems

I Got Proffy’s Goat

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Mmmm, I want to have a goat roast, so I need a goat
I know where to get one…from my pal the stoat

To Woodward Blvd I’ll go, see old Proffy Poo
Say Hi-yea Proffy Proffy, I’ll make for you goat stew

And I’ll have a barbecue, I’ll roast your goat upon a spit
All your colleagues I’ll invite…they’ll read my words of wit

So ol’ Proffy Proffy, so ol’ Proffy Poo
I done got your goat! I’ll cook him with some roux

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Soon you’ll meet your end, soon you’ll meat your Fate
Maybe you will pray (ha!), never mind it’s too damn late [1]

Then the JUDGEMENT comes, where your soul will go [2]
To Heaven or to Hell…for you a day of  WOE

All your money all your wealth, Salvation cannot buy
Everything EVERYTHING! Gone the day you die [3]

You thought the Bible was all myth…you’re a brilliant PhD [4]
Scream and howl and cry, ignored will be your plea

Will you teach a class in Hell? Do research write a book?
Over burning red hot coals, you’ll be dangling by a hook

[1] Luke 16: 24&25
[2] Hebrews 9:27
[3] Job 27:19
[4] Psalm 14:1

N125PL ~ Home Airport KRVS

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Attention all Instructors, sit right seat in my jet
I need you for insurance, cuz sometimes I forget

I forget to put the gear down, forget how high to climb
Forget to read the checklist…all I do is all the time

Never mind that I’m an Asshole, a Dorkwad and a Jerk
You get to ride in my new toy, and do my dirty work

On the radio you’ll talk, that’s one thing I can’t do
I’m getting old and getting dumb…what to say I have no clue

You can put down in your logbook, that a JET you flew Oh Wow!
The airlines you’ll impress…they’ll say Holy Cow!!

Stench!

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You’re a walking corps, the stench of death you bear
Stiff and cold you soon will be, and no one’s going to care

Your rotting stinking carcass, will feed the maggots and the flies
So much dung upon the ground, they’ll welcome your demise

So pretend it isn’t so…denial is the word
Your approaching Doom, will not be differed

The CURSE that is upon you, this CURSE now eats your soul
BAHAHAHAHA declare! Before you’re burning in Sheol

It’s Time Lewicki

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Look into the mirror, what do you behold?
A senile drunken Orger. a Gnome that’s growing old

Behold yourself Lewicki! your lifestyle takes its toll
The grave for you awaits; your destiny: Seoul

Behold yourself Lewicki! Before your eyes go blind
The symptoms are apparent, the symptoms are unkind

What is done you can’t undo, now the Piper will be paid
You’ll be gone and be forgotten, when in the earth you’re laid

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For the Doctor of Psychology

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The sun is going down, the sun is almost gone
Comes the Blackness of the night…will you ever see the dawn?

You thought that you could hide, you thought that you’ed be hid
They’re coming for your soul…Demons from the Id

Behind every blade of grass, lurks a Demon for your soul
They’ll drag you down to Hell, they’ll drag you to Seoul

You’ll kick and scream in agony, too damn late for you to pray
With barbed hooks they’er going to drag, drag your soul away

You’ll be impaled on a stake, over burning flaming fire
FOREVER there you’ll burn, you and every other LIER [1]

Run call Dale Koller, ask him is this be so
For both of you awaits, anguish pain and woe

You’ll burn with Dusty Rhoades, he led the way to Hell
His gOSPEL was a FARCE! He worshiped the gOD Bel [2]

 

[1] Richard E Rhoades, Dale Koller, Ken Brandt, Henry Dziczkowski
[2] Galatians 1:4 ~ 8

Sun, 13 May 1917 = 21st of Iyyar, 5677

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1917, the 13th day May
What day is this in Hebrew? Is it a day that you should pray?

Behold the Whore of Babylon, “Prayer Beads” she sells [1]
As with Baalim and with Ashtaroth, many parallels! [2]

Never mind what Jesus said [3], pray to the Virgin Whore
The 3rd Secret now will come, an Atomic World WAR! [4]

[1] https://www.google.com/#q=prayer+beads
[2] Judges 10:6
[3] Matthew 6:7
[4] The Whore read Jeremiah 50&51

Matthew 6:7 ~ But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.