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Are You a “Christian”?

I regard what calls itself “Christianity” today, as so much RELIGIOUS SHIT.

Why? The Apostle Paul wrote this in his second letter to the Corinthians

2nd Cor 11:4 For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him. KJV

Some earmarks of “another Jesus”

  • He was borne on Christmas
  • His “Triumphal Entry” was on Palm Sunday
  • His Crucifixion was on Good Friday
  • His Resurrection was on Easter
  • He turned water into grape juice
  • He inspired the NIV (or anything other than the KJV)
  • He prays the Lord’s Prayer “…thy will be done on earth…”
  • His “gospel” is John 3:16
  • If he didn’t have brothers and sisters
  • If he loves EVERYBODY
  • If his mother makes apparitions
  • If he builds his church upon Peter (Matt 16:18)
  • If you have to say the “Sinner’s Prayer” to be saved (John 6:44)
  • If some “Reverend Doctor” preaches about him
  • If a ThD “Theologian” explains him
  • If his ministers call themselves “Reverend” or “Father”
  • His followers refer to the 3rd Person of the Godhead as “Holy Spirit”
  • If Dale H. Koller is an Elder of your Fellowship (he has the “gift” of correcting the KJV)

Go tell your Lovey-Dovey jESUS: he can take his salvation and shove it up his ass…AND TELL HIM THAT I SAID SO!

If your opinion of ANY of the above is: “It doesn’t matter”, then YOU, your church, your pastor, your denomination, your jESUS, your gOD – are so much RELIGIOUS SHIT…ask Nadab and Abihu how much it matters! (that is of course, if your stupid ass even knows who they are)

Also, if you still think it doesn’t matter, because one day you’re going to fly away to meet your lovey-dovey lord in the lovey-dovey clouds…your dumb ass will wonder why you are still here when the FIRST SEAL BREAKS

There are 7 years soon to commence, it’s called the Great Tribulation. All you lovey-dovey Vomit Chunk “christians” will have an opportunity to PROVE that you REALLY ARE what you claim to be.

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Do you think you will survive? The coming Seven Years
It’s called the Tribulation, a time of and pain and tears

Chances are not good, that you’ll live to see it through
You’ll probably be killed, your not the chosen few

You will greet the Antichrist, and you’ll take his Mark
This guarantees you’ll burn in Hell, the warnings were so stark

For 1000 years you’ll burn, before you stand before the Throne
The Great White Throne of God, you He will disown

Then you’ll be cast alive, into The Lake of Fire
With all RELIGIOUS SHIT, and every other liar

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Gal 1:8-9 “But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed. As we said before, so say I now again, If any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

Hey christian

Hey lovey-dovey christian, run and get your NIV
Read to me some verses, read them just for me

Show me how you live, “not by bread alone” [1]
But by every single Word, from God’s Most Holy Throne

Especially if it’s written, black words on paper white
Read them from the NIV, yes-sir-ee you fight the Fight!

Do you have a problem? Can’t you find the verse?
Why oh why is that? Your “bible” is accursed

[1] Matt AND Luke 4:4

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Matthew 12:47 — removed in the footnotes
Matthew 17:21 — COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah’s Witness “Bible”]. What are you NIV readers missing?
“Howbeit this kind goeth not out but by prayer and fasting.”
Matthew 18:11 — COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah’s Witness “Bible”]. What are you NIV readers missing?
“For the Son of man is come to save that which was lost.”
Matthew 21:44 — removed in the footnotes
Matthew 23:14 — COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah’s Witness “Bible”]. What are you NIV readers missing?
“Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows’ houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.”
Mark 7:16 — COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah’s Witness “Bible”]. What are you NIV readers missing?
“If any man have ears to hear, let him hear.”
Mark 9:44 — COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah’s Witness “Bible”]. What are you NIV readers missing?
“Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.”
Mark 9:46 — COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah’s Witness “Bible”]. What are you NIV readers missing?
“Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.”
Mark 11:26 — COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah’s Witness “Bible”]. What are you NIV readers missing?
“But if ye do not forgive, neither will your Father which is in heaven forgive your trespasses.”
Mark 15:28 — COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah’s Witness “Bible”]. What are you NIV readers missing?
“And the scripture was fulfilled, which saith, And he was numbered with the transgressors.”
Mark 16:9-20 (all 12 verses) — There is a line separating the last 12 verses of Mark from the main text. Right under the line it says: [The two most reliable early manuscripts do not have Mark 16:9-20] (NIV, 1978 ed.) The Jehovah’s Witness “Bible” also places the last 12 verses of Mark as an appendix of sorts.
Luke 17:36 — COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah’s Witness “Bible”]. What are you NIV readers missing?
“Two men shall be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.”
Luke 22:44 — removed in the footnotes
Luke 22:43 — removed in the footnotes
Luke 23:17 — COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah’s Witness “Bible”]. What are you NIV readers missing?
“(For of necessity he must release one unto them at the feast.)”
John 5:4 — COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah’s Witness “Bible”]. What are you NIV readers missing?
“For an angel went down at a certain season into the pool, and troubled the water: whosoever then first after the troubling of the water stepped in was made whole of whatsoever disease he had.”
John 7:53-8:11 — removed in the footnotes
Acts 8:37 — COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah’s Witness “Bible”]. It’s deletion makes one think that people can be baptized and saved without believing on the Lord Jesus Christ. Sounds Catholic. What are you NIV readers missing?
“And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God.”
Acts 15:34 — COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah’s Witness “Bible”]. What are you NIV readers missing?
“Notwithstanding it pleased Silas to abide there still.”
Acts 24:7 — COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah’s Witness “Bible”]. What are you NIV readers missing?
“But the chief captain Lysias came upon us, and with great violence took him away out of our hands,”
Acts 28:29 — COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah’s Witness “Bible”]. What are you NIV readers missing?
“And when he had said these words, the Jews departed, and had great reasoning among themselves.”
Romans 16:24 — COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah’s Witness “Bible”]. What are you NIV readers missing?
“The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen.”
I John 5:7 — Vitally important phrase COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah’s Witness “Bible”]. In the NIV it says,
“For there are three that testify:”
Compare the NIV reading with the following Jehovah’s Witness reading–
“For there are three witness bearers,”
What are you NIV readers missing? What does the real Bible say?
“For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.”

Three More Weeks

Planet X

August 21st, a day of Doom and Dread
God’s WRATH is soon to break, break upon your head

All the world will see, The Destroyer in the sky
Nibiru Planet X…your death is drawing nigh

Moses saw the same, the Red Sea was split in two
Chios Death Calamity, for the Egyptians did ensue

And so it is today, for HEATHENS world wide
You can run you can run, you can run but you can’t hide

Will your “jESUS” save you? To the clouds you’ll fly away?
You said the sinners prayer, but here you’re going to stay

You’re RELIGIOUS SHIT!! and Religious Shit can’t fly
Welcome to the Tribulation…kiss your ass goodby

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Queen of Heaven

Queen of Heaven

A poem I will write, a rhyme of Doom and Dread
The Apocalypse of John, is about to break upon your head

Three plus three plus one, are the number of the years
Coming very soon…Death and Bane and Tears

“The Man of Sin” will soon be known, for you he has a Mark
Take his Mark or die, to him you’re going to hark

Your religion doesn’t matter, all inventions of mere men
Even Lovey-Dovey christians, the same thing goes for Zen

Go and pray the Rosary [1], to the Queen of Heaven cry [2]
Your prayers are so much SHIT! Pray them while you die

[1] Matt 6:7
[2] Jer 7:18, Jer 44:17~25

Oh Tisk-Tisk

Hey Queerass Faggot Poet, Hey Poet Faggot Queer
Don’t you like my rhymes? Are they too austere?

Why is that Faggot Poet? Why oh why oh Poet Queer
Because you’ll burn in Hell? Is this too severe?

Not Sever enough! In Hell you’re going to fry
A red-hot dildow up your ass…no KY to apply

Demons ram it in and out, while they flay your ass with whips
Dipped in venom from a Lion Fish, with razors on the tips

Through broken glass and burning coals, they’ll drag you night and day
This for all Eternity…and your stinking ass sauté

But you don’t have to worry, no need for you to fret
You’re a “christian” Faggot, the above you can forget

With Water oh so Holy, you douche your ass real good
And have a “Gay” old time, with your brothers in the hood

Blood is Going to Flow

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There is a Valley in the East, Megiddo is its name [1]
Where is going to be a Battle, Humorous Fire and Flame

BLOOD is going to flow, to the horse’s bridle rise [2]
From the Winepress of a God, the God that you despise

One thousand furlongs, add six hundred more [2]
Blood is going to flow…Death and Bane and Gore!

Blood is going to flow! From Pimps and Whores and Liars
And from Vomit Christians, for them Eternal Fires [3]

[1] Rev 16:16
[2] Rev 14:20
[3]  https://allanlewickipoet.wordpress.com/2015/08/17/are-you-a-christian/

Prayer Beads

The purpose of my poetry, is to condemn the world to Hell
Compassion I have not, for the worshipers of Bel

If it’s Baal you prefer, to me it matters not
You’ll go to Hell and burn, forever there you’ll rot

Religion! What Farce! Like Christianity
Pagan saints and Pagan gods, worship them on bended knee

Then there’s Ashtoreth, Queen of Heaven so divine
aka Diana, in Emphasis did shine

They’re both alive and well, Their High Priest lives in Rome
Go and pray their beads, beneath his Golden Dome

Go “Pray” (Ha!)

I will write a rhyme, about religious shit
Lovey-dovey “christians”…twist the Bible make it fit

And their lovey-dovey Geesus, “another Jesus” like Paul said [1]
Preach “another gospel”…a gospel that is dead

Hey lovey-dovey Kristian, will your Geesus come for you?
Meet him in the clouds?…Your dumb ass has no clue

You’ll hail the Man of Sin, “That Wicked” soon will come [2]
You will worship him…while Amazing Grace you hum

You will take his Mark, in your forehead in your hand
You will burn in HELL, your DAMNATION has been planned [3]

[1] 2nd Cor 11:14
[2] 2nd Thess 2:8
[3] Rev 14:9&10

Soooo Holy!

Denominations many, all proclaiming “truth”
Condemnation for all others, your religion is uncouth

Unless you go to our church, you just aren’t saved
Your Preacher is a liar, and you are depraved

We are holy-holy, we’re holier than shit
We twist the Holy Bible, to our doctrine make it fit

All you other “Christians”, are luke warm Heathen puke
We read this in our bible, it’s in the book of Luke

We say holy prayers, we pray to Saint Adores
He will come and save us, but not you stinking whores

We have our seven sacraments, without them you are lost
Look at our holy seal, on us it is embossed

Our alter boys are holy, our priests like them a lot
That’s why we pay the lawyers, so they don’t get caught

I Know

I know about Religion, I know about the Truth
These two are not the same. Do I seem uncouth?

I know there is a God. Actually there’s quite a few
Knowledge of this God, I learned and did accrue

You can be a Christian, a Moslem or a Jew
Religion that’s religion, is never never true

All they say and pray: Lord Lord Lord oh Lord [1]
Their “lord” of shining light [2], by MY God they’re ignored

There are a few a very few, Chosen and Elect
These are the Few, God Almighty will protect [3]

The world is on its way, on its way to Hell
The ruler of this world, upon it casts his spell

[1] Matt 7:21
[2] Lucifer
[3] 140,000