Attention all Instructors, sit right seat in my jet
I need you for insurance, cuz sometimes I forget
I forget to put the gear down, forget how high to climb
Forget to read the checklist…all I do is all the time
Never mind that I’m an Asshole, a Dorkwad and a Jerk
You get to ride in my new toy, and do my dirty work
On the radio you’ll talk, that’s one thing I can’t do
I’m getting old and getting dumb…what to say I have no clue
You can put down in your logbook, that a JET you flew Oh Wow!
The airlines you’ll impress…they’ll say Holy Cow!!