Month: June 2017

N125PL ~ Home Airport KRVS

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Attention all Instructors, sit right seat in my jet
I need you for insurance, cuz sometimes I forget

I forget to put the gear down, forget how high to climb
Forget to read the checklist…all I do is all the time

Never mind that I’m an Asshole, a Dorkwad and a Jerk
You get to ride in my new toy, and do my dirty work

On the radio you’ll talk, that’s one thing I can’t do
I’m getting old and getting dumb…what to say I have no clue

You can put down in your logbook, that a JET you flew Oh Wow!
The airlines you’ll impress…they’ll say Holy Cow!!

The Ph.D

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How much time is left? This you do not know
But you know what does await, anguish pain and woe

You can run but you can’t hide, your destiny awaits
Gone will be your riches, you will meet your fate

With NOTHING you were born, and with NOTHING you will die
Your life amounts to NOTHING!  Your Doom is drawing nigh

Your Pedigrees and Accolades…so much stinking SHIT
In the Scales you’ll be found, a lying Hypocrite

Stench!

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You’re a walking corps, the stench of death you bear
Stiff and cold you soon will be, and no one’s going to care

Your rotting stinking carcass, will feed the maggots and the flies
So much dung upon the ground, they’ll welcome your demise

So pretend it isn’t so…denial is the word
Your approaching Doom, will not be differed

The CURSE that is upon you, this CURSE now eats your soul
BAHAHAHAHA declare! Before you’re burning in Sheol

It’s Time Lewicki

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Look into the mirror, what do you behold?
A senile drunken Orger. a Gnome that’s growing old

Behold yourself Lewicki! your lifestyle takes its toll
The grave for you awaits; your destiny: Seoul

Behold yourself Lewicki! Before your eyes go blind
The symptoms are apparent, the symptoms are unkind

What is done you can’t undo, now the Piper will be paid
You’ll be gone and be forgotten, when in the earth you’re laid

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