St. Michel P Roche

Why? Am I so down on Goody-Goody Two Shoes Mike? Here’s Why –

w Mike's H&AC 6

My AC doesn’t work, what am I going to do?
I will call up Mike!! He is the Chosen Few

Hurry! Hurry! Mike. My AC come repair
It is HOT as Hell! Save me from despair

When my house is nice and cool, a Bible study there will be
We’ll worship Dusty Rhoades…pray to him on bended knee

David Doyle he will come, we’ll divide some wORDS so right
“According to the scriptures”, we’ll never never site

We will all get saved! We’ll be holier than stool
Cuz my AC Mike did fix, now it’s nice and cool

We’ll call up Dale Koller, we’ll call Ken Brandt too
Our asses they will edify, cuz they’re on Mike’s hOLY Crew

Mike's H&AC 4

Additional: Mike has a YouTube channel

Mike deletes my comments, oh goodness gracious me!
This gets me so upset, that in my pants I pee

The only thing I comment on, is Richard Edward Rhoades
And his flock of Farces, “Rhoades’s Holy Toads”

I write – Rhoades’s Toads are hOLY, Rhoades’s Toads are smart!
When you read their doctrine, you will blow a fart!

And then there’s Dale Koller, his dick just rotted off
He contracted something, way way worse than whooping cough

Can’t forget ’bout Kenny, Kenny Farceass Brandt
Pray for Kenny’s ass, he needs a heart transplant

And check this Blog:

Prayer to Richard E Rhoades

Oh most hOLY Dusty, Patron Saint of Toads
To your ass we pray, while we sit on our commodes

We sit right down and grunt, as a testimony true
All our hOLY turds, we dedicate to you

Then we wipe our ass, with something that you wrote
With your sound sound doctrine, which so often we do quote

The bible is all for us, but what is to we will learn
We will study study, lotsa grace we will all earn!


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