Are You a “Christian”?

I regard what calls itself “Christianity” today, as so much RELIGIOUS SHIT.

Why? The Apostle Paul wrote this in his second letter to the Corinthians

2nd Cor 11:4 For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him. KJV

Some earmarks of “another Jesus”

  • He was borne on Christmas
  • His “Triumphal Entry” was on Palm Sunday
  • His Crucifixion was on Good Friday
  • His Resurrection was on Easter
  • He turned water into grape juice
  • He inspired the NIV (or anything other than the KJV)
  • He prays the Lord’s Prayer “…thy will be done on earth…”
  • His “gospel” is John 3:16
  • If he didn’t have brothers and sisters
  • If he loves EVERYBODY
  • If his mother makes apparitions
  • If he builds his church upon Peter (Matt 16:18)
  • If you have to say the “Sinner’s Prayer” to be saved (John 6:44)
  • If some “Reverend Doctor” preaches about him
  • If a ThD “Theologian” explains him
  • If his ministers call themselves “Reverend” or “Father”
  • His followers refer to the 3rd Person of the Godhead as “Holy Spirit”
  • If Dale H. Koller is an Elder of your Fellowship (he has the “gift” of correcting the KJV)

Go tell your Lovey-Dovey jESUS: he can take his salvation and shove it up his ass…AND TELL HIM THAT I SAID SO!

If your opinion of ANY of the above is: “It doesn’t matter”, then YOU, your church, your pastor, your denomination, your jESUS, your gOD – are so much RELIGIOUS SHIT…ask Nadab and Abihu how much it matters! (that is of course, if your stupid ass even knows who they are)

Also, if you still think it doesn’t matter, because one day you’re going to fly away to meet your lovey-dovey lord in the lovey-dovey clouds…your dumb ass will wonder why you are still here when the FIRST SEAL BREAKS

There are 7 years soon to commence, it’s called the Great Tribulation. All you lovey-dovey Vomit Chunk “christians” will have an opportunity to PROVE that you REALLY ARE what you claim to be.

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Do you think you will survive? The coming Seven Years
It’s called the Tribulation, a time of and pain and tears

Chances are not good, that you’ll live to see it through
You’ll probably be killed, your not the chosen few

You will greet the Antichrist, and you’ll take his Mark
This guarantees you’ll burn in Hell, the warnings were so stark

For 1000 years you’ll burn, before you stand before the Throne
The Great White Throne of God, you He will disown

Then you’ll be cast alive, into The Lake of Fire
With all RELIGIOUS SHIT, and every other liar

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Gal 1:8-9 “But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed. As we said before, so say I now again, If any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

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